Posted on May 25, 2015 at 11AM
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if a random white guy on the street came up to me and told me he was in maroon 5 i would believe him
Posted on May 25, 2015 at 11AM
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Posted on May 25, 2015 at 11AM
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Smart and lazy is a horrible combination that results in disappointed teachers, exasperated friends and a whole lot of bad doodling
Posted on May 25, 2015 at 11AM
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Who says drive-in movie theaters are a thing of the past?
Posted on Mar 31, 2015 at 4AM
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“ If you become involved with me, you will be throwing yourself into the abyss.
Posted on Feb 2, 2015 at 9AM
you can tell she’s getting real tired of putting on that dumb act
Posted on Feb 1, 2015 at 10PM
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“ I hope one day 5 years from now you stumble across me when I’ve grown out of you and finally then after not seeing me for all this time it will break your heart.
— (via awkwarddly)
Posted on Feb 1, 2015 at 9PM
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ideas that would make a better superbowl show than katy perry singing
- chris pratt reading a list of all the male celebrities he’s said he’d bang
- chris evans trying on different shirts
- taylor swift reading her grocery list
- beyonce reading her mentions
- nicki minaj trying on shoes
