When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”
*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
i just want a boy to see me and go “yes” and keep thinking “yes” for a very long time
I am a fucking delight, I whisper to no one as I put something witty in the tags.
I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice